Free Ice Cream! Free Ice Cream!
Someone once said that there was no such thing as a free ice cream (or was that
a free lunch?). Whoever they were, they were wrong. You can win yourself a free
ice cream by sending us your favourite ice cream joke.
We're sure there are hundreds of jokes out there about ice cream - and we'd like to hear them! We want you to send us in any jokes you have about ice cream. We will publish them on this joke page. Every month there will be a prize for the best joke we receive.
If you have any jokes that aren't about ice cream then we'd still like to hear them. We may even award spot prizes for those jokes that threaten to split our sides!
Cynde Chatham is our first winner and sent us in this joke:
| First year student: | "Where in St. Andrews can you come by some extra cash?" |
| Third year bejant(sic): | "Well of course you go to Janneta's and ask for the mint!" |
Can you do better than that?
The small print
By sending in your jokes you agree that we can publish them on the Jannettas
web site. We reserve the right not to publish any joke that we think may cause
offence. The monthly prize for the best joke submitted is a single ice cream
for the person named in the entry. The ice cream is to be collected at our shop
in South Street, St Andrews. Proof of identity will be required. The succussful
entrant will be notified by email.